Tonight We Start The Fire
Anonymous Asked:
Well thank you, I do try :) it is true though!

Shut your face

fightingforwhales:

quick scotland you still have a chance, just go throw all of their tea in the harbor, it worked for us.

jesuslovesjohnlock:

If you’re Scottish and voted No in the referendum you have NO right to complain about the British government in the future. You had your chance for a separate state and ruined it.

pissedoffemojis:

Tonight, America is going to be knocking on Scotland’s door with beer and movies to talk bad about their ex :P

thefuturekind:

The Starship UK, which doesn’t include Scotland because they wanted their own ship. Seemed quite appropriate today.

http://schmergo.tumblr.com/post/97776664986/the-worst-thing-about-the-potential-for-scottish

schmergo:

The worst thing about the potential for Scottish independence from the UK would be the effect on Hogwarts. Will they still accept students from England, Wales, and Northern Ireland, and if so, will these ‘international students’ have to pay extra tuition? Will Hogwarts alumni be more likely to…

I asked my dad why we have borax acid and if we were planning for when the Leviathans come and he told me I need to stop listening to conspiracy theorists.

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

(Source: birf, via goodnight-nightvale-from-cecil)

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk, via goodnight-nightvale-from-cecil)

Anonymous Asked:
You're very welcome :)

-flails- you’re so sweet omg

blackenedrisingdemon:

mirai-kurillama:

221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

Strings

thank you for your contribution

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Anonymous Asked:
You're beautiful!

Awe thanks boo :)